Textasaurus Rex

By: kmom14

Jun 07 2015

Category: Kyle

2 Comments

Aperture:f/3.2
Focal Length:4.6mm
ISO:80
Shutter:1/200 sec
Camera:COOLPIX S3100


This is the elusiveTextasaurus Rex in its natural habitat, a Ford F250 truck.   You can see him driving the truck or texting furiously with its thumbs when not driving.   Do not expect to see it full face or expect to make eye contact; unless you are a hot chick or discussing cars, trucks or motorcycles, you do not exist in his world.

Do not expect to engage directly with a Textasaurus directly; if you need communicate with it you must send a text for a message on Facebook, but first you need to get its attention with either a cute, funny or annoying video.  I sent the video below, followed by a reminder of the additional $35 he needs to pay for vehicle insurance.

 

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2 comments on “Textasaurus Rex”

  1. oh my!! did you really send this gay fag dancer to your son?? whAT A FAG!


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